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Photo from West Virginia

Photo from West Virginia

always stop to smell the flowers. unless they’re poisonous. life’s too short to smell mediocre.

always stop to smell the flowers. unless they’re poisonous. life’s too short to smell mediocre.

twas 2 days before christmas, and all through the day
 i was thinking bout dairy-free nog, and it wasn’t okay.
 there was none to be found in any store,
 every target was sold out, pretty hardcore.
the lonely whiskey was sick of waiting,
 to be mixed with the nog i’ve been constantly craving.
 and google in all its glory, could not help me find
 the glorious nog that’s been on my mind.
oh meijer! oh target! oh jewel! and oh man :(
 it was almost as if they put out a ban.
 AND THEN, IN A TWINKLING
 i had an inkling.

facebook could help me find this delicious nog,
 with all of it’s innovations and my mind in a fog.
 i searched brands far and wide,
 used the store locator and swallowed my pride.
THAT’S IT! I FOUND IT, no longer in a crunch,
 That means it’s about time I take lunch.

twas 2 days before christmas, and all through the day
i was thinking bout dairy-free nog, and it wasn’t okay.
there was none to be found in any store,
every target was sold out, pretty hardcore.

the lonely whiskey was sick of waiting,
to be mixed with the nog i’ve been constantly craving.
and google in all its glory, could not help me find
the glorious nog that’s been on my mind.

oh meijer! oh target! oh jewel! and oh man :(
it was almost as if they put out a ban.
AND THEN, IN A TWINKLING
i had an inkling.

facebook could help me find this delicious nog,
with all of it’s innovations and my mind in a fog.
i searched brands far and wide,
used the store locator and swallowed my pride.

THAT’S IT! I FOUND IT, no longer in a crunch,
That means it’s about time I take lunch.

thedailywhat:

Criminally Dumb Criminal of the Day: Last week, police in Sweetwater, Florida arrested 18-year-old Guadalup Valdes and 32-year-old Yamil Sarabia for stealing Christmas decorations from their neighbor’s yard and putting them up in their own yard, one block away.
Authorities were on the lookout for another possible accomplice, 37-year-old Roberto Acosto-Fernandez.
The decorations, which included Mickey Mouse on a horse, Snoopy on his doghouse, and hugging penguins, were valued at over $500.
Surveillance footage led police to the two suspects. Valdes (pictured above) was charged with grand theft Christmas.
[cbsnews / happyplace.]

Oops.

thedailywhat:

Criminally Dumb Criminal of the Day: Last week, police in Sweetwater, Florida arrested 18-year-old Guadalup Valdes and 32-year-old Yamil Sarabia for stealing Christmas decorations from their neighbor’s yard and putting them up in their own yard, one block away.

Authorities were on the lookout for another possible accomplice, 37-year-old Roberto Acosto-Fernandez.

The decorations, which included Mickey Mouse on a horse, Snoopy on his doghouse, and hugging penguins, were valued at over $500.

Surveillance footage led police to the two suspects. Valdes (pictured above) was charged with grand theft Christmas.

[cbsnews / happyplace.]

Oops.

somethin’ special bout palm trees

somethin’ special bout palm trees

It is our choices Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
dumbledore

it’s chilly, and not the warm kind.